Tomorrow night we are having a dinner party...I've gone with an easy menu...kind of an Italian theme, more or less. So, when I asked Mr. Ken what he would like for dessert his first response was "the raspberry brownie from Panera". His second response was "Tiramisu"? His third response was " ...I don't know, fresh fruit with cream or something"? Which means he went from what he really wanted, to something else he really wanted, to what he knows I usually do since I don't like to make dessert. I said "Tiramisu it is".
Have I ever made it? No. But I thought it would be one of those super easy recipes you just throw together and refrigerate until ready for consumption.
As it turns out I was right! It is super easy...as long as you have lady fingers and espresso and marscapone cheese. I found pound cake instead of the lady fingers (which Giada assures will work just as well), everything else good to go and so I figured it would be easy to just stop by Starbucks and get a giant espresso to go.
Okay. I admit I don't really drink much coffee, don't really like it. If I were on a game show and the million dollar question was "what is the difference between espresso and any other coffee"? My answer would be they serve espresso in a tiny little cup. Truth is I have no freaking clue except the one and only time I drank it I was kept awake until four in the morning with my heart pounding and I drank it at four in the afternoon. For the longest time, I didn't know there was any difference in a cappuccino and an espresso except for the size of the cup... and the foam on top...which apparently you could get on an espresso if you really wanted it but that is just even more confusing to this coffee novice.
But I digress, I left the store with ingredients in hand and swung by Starbucks on my way out. I very confidently sauntered up to the counter and said " I need an espresso for take away in one of the Venti size cups please". The very nice young Asian man behind the counter said "....um, are you sure ma'am that would be like five shots of espresso". I said "no, no, no shots" (thinking he meant some kind of those extra things people are always adding...a caramel mochiato with a shot of raspberry ... or something) I continued..."just the espresso please but I need a lot of it, 3/4 of a cup to be exact". He said "oh, I understand, 3/4 of this"? He held up one of those thimble sized espresso cups. "No, no," I said, and picked up what I thought to be a Venti cup, "this". Now, I will just go back to the million $ ? Above but ask instead for a million dollars "name what Starbucks calls these size cups"...I have never understood the whole tall, grande, Venti, what have you scenario and am super glad I order iced tea which is small or large.
But back to the espresso. At this point my erstwhile barista (is it baristo if male?) asked a fellow barista (a female) to come help me. So I repeated my request and added to the end of it "I'm making tiramisu". "Oh" says the male barist(o)a as if that explained everything! I further went on to explain "yes, and the recipe calls for 3/4 of a cup of espresso, so I was going to take this (holding aloft the Venti cup) and let it cool, then dip the lady fingers in it" (making dipping motions with the invisible lady fingers knowing I was really lying because I couldn't get lady fingers, just pound cake, but at that point it seemed like admitting this would just confuse the issue further).
So, now the first male barist(o)a, the new female barista both shake their heads as if totally understanding this dessert making scenario and start making me espresso...all the while speaking to yet a third barist(o)a in Bahasa what it is I'm trying to do. So, now everyone seems to be on the same page. Everyone is mumuring "tiramisu..." and shaking their heads yes. So, while I'm waiting the first barist(o)a says to me " Tiramisu, huh"? I brightly, but inanely, say "yes, Giada's recipe". He says " I don't know Giada's but I like tiramisu!". I admit I came very close to explaining Giada but thankfully for him and for me thought better of it.
While I continued to wait on my FIVE shots of espresso the lady barista motioned for me to come back...to the super secret Starbucks pantry. I was a little confused but I followed her. Here she hands me some small miniature packets of coffee and says "next time you want espresso for a recipe use these, I give them to you as a gift - you just bought 35 Ringott of espresso"! By the look on her face I could tell this was a ridiculous amount of espresso to have purchased...a whole $11.50 worth. Nonetheless, I thanked her profusely and said "if the tiramisu turns out good I will bring you a piece". She smiled and said "okay, it's a deal". Then my first barist(o)a said "me too".
So, I paid my 35 Ringott, tipped a considerable amount and took my incredibly hot, full cup of espresso and went on my way. All the while wondering to myself how I possibly just agreed to bring dessert to the waitstaff at my favorite Starbucks?! I know, I don't drink coffee but I have a favorite Starbucks...they make a great iced tea, with a little coaching...
Back to the dinner party - the menu:
Romaine lettuce with an avocado, green onion, lemon and olive oil dressing (I refer to this as an upside down salad because you mix all the dressing components on the bottom of your salad bowl, put the cut up romaine on top, refrigerate for several hours, then toss. It is sublimely good, tart, creamy yet crunchy).
Real Meatballs and Spaghetti by the Contessa herself, here is the link: http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/real-meatballs-and-spaghetti-recipe/index.html
(If this still isn't showing as a link you can click on, my apologies, I'm STILL learning this laptop.)
Garlic bread
And The soon to be Famous - Tiramisu
I did a very casual, little bit rustic, little bit elegant,table scape:
Amore, spajunkie